by Jason DeWitt | Top Right News
Muslim crowds mourned a failed suicide bomber who had been shot dead by a soldier before he was able to carry out his sick mission. He was still considered a martyr, and many hundreds of people turned out for the procession.
But there was just ONE little problem.
Suicide bombers tend to strap bombs to themselves. The funeral marchers seem to have forgotten to perform proper “due diligence” before parading his flag-draped body through the streets.
BOOM! The happy chanting stops and screams of Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! begin…
WATCH: (Warning: Very Graphic content)
Aloha Snack Bar!
Exit question: Does he get bonus virgins for his delayed detonation, or a deduction from the 72?